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DefTeaMachine's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 29 (From 6 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 245 Points

Clock Duels

Clock Shot Unlocked 5/30/14
5 Points
Execute a clock shot.
Pineapple Chunks Unlocked 5/30/14
5 Points
Defeat Pineapple.
Strawberry Sundae Unlocked 5/30/14
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Banana Split Unlocked 5/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Orangina Unlocked 5/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rapid Illustrate Unlocked 5/30/14
10 Points
Perform a rapid illustrate.
Raspberry Jam Unlocked 5/30/14
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Carrot Cake Unlocked 5/30/14
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Chop Top Unlocked 5/30/14
25 Points
Execute a chop top.
Leek Soup Unlocked 5/30/14
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turd Sandwich Unlocked 5/30/14
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Artist 25 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a rapid illustrate on all opponents.
Fruitality 25 Points Perform a fruitality.
Jackpot 25 Points Perform the ultimate skill kill!
Clockmaster 50 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and execute a jackpot on all opponents.
Gut Sucker 50 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a fruitality on all opponents.
King of Kings 50 Points Perform a rapid illustrate on the final opponent.
Skull Fucker 50 Points Reach the boss with no more than 5 deaths and perform a chop top on all opponents.
Jesus Juice Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/19 (155/480 points)

Die Hipster!

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World Unlocked 9/25/14
5 Points
well! what is it!
03 ePolaroid Unlocked 9/25/14
5 Points
*looks skyward*
04 The Smartest Man in the World Unlocked 9/25/14
5 Points
*points down*
05 Billbored Unlocked 9/25/14
5 Points
praise the sun!
07 Moustache Man Unlocked 9/25/14
5 Points
r1 r1 r1 r1
08 Artistic Potential Unlocked 9/25/14
5 Points
prostration
01 The Final Elbows 5 Points well! what it is!
06 Endgame 5 Points *proper bow*
09 Hitmen 5 Points roll bs roll bs roll bs
10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points impossibru!
010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 010 dies lol
020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 020 dies
030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 030 dies
040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 040 dies
050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 050 dies
060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 060 dies
070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 070 dies
080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 080 dies
090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 090 dies
100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 100 dies omgwtf

Medals Earned: 6/20 (30/500 points)

Mine Blocks

Crafting Table Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
Enlarges the crafting area
Eat Food Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Kill a Cow Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
Kill a Pig Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
Mine Wood Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
Open Inventory Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Place Block Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
Now you can build things
Stone Pickaxe Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
Wooden Pickaxe Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
Use this to mine stone and coal
Blacksmith 5 Points Use an anvil!
Brew a Potion 5 Points Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Fire a Bow 5 Points This is much cooler than using a sword!
Fish a Fish 5 Points Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
Furnace 5 Points Furnaces will burn and smelt items
Grow Tree 5 Points They're a renewable resource.
Grow Wheat 5 Points Next up, carrots and potatoes!
Iron Ingot 5 Points Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
Iron Pickaxe 5 Points You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
Kill a Blaze 5 Points They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
Kill a Creeper 5 Points They explode if you fail!
Kill a Flaming Chicken 5 Points Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
Kill a Magma Cube 5 Points But they're so warm and cuddly!
Kill a Nethereye 5 Points They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
Kill a Sheep 5 Points Bahhh! They drop wool.
Kill a Skeleton 5 Points They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
Kill a Slime 5 Points Just make sure to wash you hands after!
Kill a Spider 5 Points They can climb walls
Kill a Zombie 5 Points Careful though - you might need a sword
Kill a Zombie Pigman 5 Points They typically attack in groups!
Open Door with Wiring 5 Points Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
Return to Sender 5 Points Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
Tame a Dog 5 Points They'll be your best friends in the world!
Teleport 5 Points Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Torches 5 Points Torches will light up the dark
Use a Bed 5 Points Sleep is time travel!
Kill an Enderman 10 Points They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
Make Cake 10 Points I'm not lying!
Make Portal Stone 10 Points The next step is going to the nether
Mine Diamonds 10 Points You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
Mine Gold 10 Points It's a pretty fancy ore!
Mine Obsidian 10 Points Mix water into pure lava!
Unlock Ender Portal 10 Points Interstellar warping may occur.
Slay the Ender Dragon 100 Points Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!

Medals Earned: 9/43 (45/345 points)

Mineral Rush: Runes zero

Touch of Gold Unlocked 9/25/14
5 Points
Acquire Gold Ore
Quester 5 Points Complete a quest
Refining 5 Points Smelt something in the Blast Furnace
Super stones 5 Points Acquire a rune
Achiever 10 Points Complete the first Quest set
Coal collector 10 Points Have more than 1000 coal
It's under 9000! 10 Points Get as close to under 9000 coins as you can
Jewerly at it's finest 10 Points Acquire Sapphire
Knighting up 10 Points Smith a shield
Lifesaving bling 10 Points Smith a golden shield
Lumber Leet 10 Points Have 13 Oak Wood and 37 Willow Wood at the same time
Man's best friend 10 Points Smith a pickaxe
Preparing for Adventure 10 Points Smith a sword
Adventurer 25 Points Acquire 100 Bravery Power
Any Miner's wet dream 25 Points Acquire Dragonstone via mining
Expert Miner 25 Points Acquire 100 Mining Power
Knighted up! 25 Points Acquire 25 armor power
Local hero 25 Points Finish the Village quest set
Mythical Equipment 25 Points Smith a Dragonstone tool
Simply Awesome 25 Points Acquire 1000 Total Power
The power of Belief 25 Points Smith a necklace
See you in Valhalla 50 Points Defeat Paulous
Epic emeraldness 100 Points Acquire the Emerald pickaxe
Fist of fortune Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Flawless fashion Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Melted butter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tricking death Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/500 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 5/30/14
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

Villainous - Tower Attack

What is Good in Life? Unlocked 5/15/14
5 Points
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
What is Best in Life? 5 Points Earn your first gold medal on a stage.
Everything for Everyone 10 Points Unlock the secret Newgrounds treasure.
Prequel to the Sequel 25 Points Unlock the last stage of the game.
One Thousand Goblins Later... 50 Points Get all gold medals and all gold skills.
Finish the Story Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/120 points)